List of Characters

 WORK IN PROGRESS 

Flip Phone

 * Flip Phone (voiced by Area) – The host of the show. When he is in front of the camera or in front of many contestants, he plays it up to make it look like he's a generic, uncaring, awful game show host. However, behind the scenes, he is a decently loving and caring person who feels remorse for the things he does.

The Announcer

 * The Announcer (voiced by PotatoOfAwesome) – A mysterious voice that narrates the recap in even-numbered episodes who... kind of hates his job.

Anchor
Button
 * Anchor (voiced by YoungJay97 MegaAnimazing in episode 2, Area in episode 3]) – A deep-voiced pirate-in-training who spent many years at sea as a child. His goal in life is to be a rich pirate of the seven seas. However, he is unable to because he is too legitimately caring to do so. But while he is caring, he does have a short fuse as shown in his outburst towards Color Die in No Captivity, No Creativity.
 * Button (voiced by WoopDooCrafter AnimatedBacon in episodes 1 and 2) – A quiet and slightly shy tween girl who strives to be a nice person. However, in doing this, her thoughts get overlooked.

Candle
Sandpaper
 * Candle (voiced by RealWorldAnimations) –
 * Sandpaper (voiced by OfaceStudioes in episode 4)No!Cheese Slice